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No Time for Fig Leaves | Masham Players

No Time for Fig Leaves

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M2 F7. A room in a country house

The women are running the world. An atomic accident has resulted in the disappearance of all men. All, that is, but two who were protected in an underground shelter. The women keep these potential supermates under close guard but, spurred on by the thought of a whole world of desirable women at their disposal, the men try to escape.

 


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