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Lucky Sods | Masham Players

Lucky Sods

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M4 (30s, 40s) F4 (30s, 40s, 70s) can be played by M2 F2. Various simple interiors and exteriors

When Morris and Jean win the National Lottery  to the tune of two million pounds  they can't believe their luck. But the cracks in their marriage widen, their past catches up with them and their relatives become increasingly resentful. Jean keeps winning and Morris takes off to Amsterdam with an old flame, but will his prophecy that bad luck always follows good turn out to be true?

 


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